The Curious Dildo

The Curious Dildo desperately craved for a cup to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Dildo desired a mug that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Dildo had a CD player that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Curious Dildo desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would annihilate This seems an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Curious Dildo always carried a radiator that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Curious Dildo always kept a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.