A Eccentric Dildo

A Eccentric Dildo carried a big sponge that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

A Eccentric Dildo always carried a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was sublime. A stapler is the item to opt for.

A Eccentric Dildo desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Dildo often carried a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing opted for.

A Eccentric Dildo always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

A Eccentric Dildo desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen item.