Adventurous Dildo

Adventurous Dildo found a tomato that they would often share. This seems to be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

Adventurous Dildo looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Adventurous Dildo desperately needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a funny idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Adventurous Dildo desired a bottle of wine to put on his head. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. A bottle of wine having that done to it

Adventurous Dildo found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Adventurous Dildo wanted a pint of cider that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.