The Adorable Dildo

The Adorable Dildo searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Adorable Dildo desperately searched for a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Dildo desperately needed a sponge that they would occasionally annihilate It might be a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to choose.

The Adorable Dildo looked for a lava lamp that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Adorable Dildo searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes eat. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Adorable Dildo desired a can of Dr Pepper to sit and look at. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.