Fucking Dildo

Fucking Dildo carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Fucking Dildo owned a bottle of coke that they would drop. It would have been an odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Fucking Dildo craved for a mug that they would occasionally hug. It is an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a mug being the item selected.

Fucking Dildo always carried a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

Fucking Dildo wanted a tomato that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.

Fucking Dildo always had with them a cheese grater to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was epic. A cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.