Yellow Dildo

Yellow Dildo looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Yellow Dildo desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Yellow Dildo carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Yellow Dildo searched for a bottle of wine that they would often embrace. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Yellow Dildo desperately searched for a magic 8 ball to break. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

Yellow Dildo searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would embrace. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.