His Bum Loving Dildo

His Bum Loving Dildo looked for a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

His Bum Loving Dildo always kept a dildo that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a dildo of all things.

His Bum Loving Dildo had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

His Bum Loving Dildo searched for a magic 8 ball that they would throw. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

His Bum Loving Dildo desperately desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

His Bum Loving Dildo needed a computer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A computer is the thing to choose.