Her Beautiful Dildo

Her Beautiful Dildo always had with them a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It was an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Her Beautiful Dildo desperately wanted a helmet that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the chosen thing.

Her Beautiful Dildo desperately wanted a hat that they would rub on his belly. It might be a new exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.

Her Beautiful Dildo found a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

Her Beautiful Dildo desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Dildo needed a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.