Confused Dildo

Confused Dildo desperately desired a set of lego that they would often put on his head. It might have been a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

Confused Dildo desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Dildo often carried a hat to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was selected.

Confused Dildo wanted a magic 8 ball to smash. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Confused Dildo desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to drop. It would have been a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

Confused Dildo owned a bat that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.