My Cheerful Dildo

My Cheerful Dildo owned a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a new activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be fun. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

My Cheerful Dildo found a cheese grater that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

My Cheerful Dildo desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

My Cheerful Dildo often carried a spade that they would put up their bum. It is an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item that was chosen.

My Cheerful Dildo always kept a little monkey that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was awesome. A little monkey being the item opted for.

My Cheerful Dildo always had with them a piece of paper that they liked to eat. It should have been an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was breathtaking. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.