Their Square Dildo

Their Square Dildo always kept a melon that they would worship. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Their Square Dildo desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would often annihilate One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Square Dildo always carried a pencil sharpener to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

Their Square Dildo needed a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Their Square Dildo desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

Their Square Dildo had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes annihilate It is a fairly funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.