Depressed Dildo

Depressed Dildo had a radiator that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be an original exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Depressed Dildo needed a rubber chicken that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Dildo needed a stapler that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A stapler was the item that was opted for.

Depressed Dildo desired a hat that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Depressed Dildo desperately craved for a little monkey that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Dildo owned a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop of all things.