Their Horny Dildo

Their Horny Dildo looked for a set square that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, fun. A set square being the item opted for.

Their Horny Dildo carried a sword that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.

Their Horny Dildo always carried a spade that they would drop. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen item.

Their Horny Dildo desperately craved for a condom that they would sleep with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Dildo carried a bag of flour that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Dildo desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item selected.