The Stupid Dildo

The Stupid Dildo desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sit and look at. It is a peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Dildo looked for a porno magazine that they would play with. It should be a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Stupid Dildo desired a condom that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. A condom is the item to choose.

The Stupid Dildo desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Dildo had a can of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Stupid Dildo desperately needed a sack of potatoes to try to balance on their head. It would have been a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.