The Famous Dildo

The Famous Dildo desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Famous Dildo had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a curious operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Dildo desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Dildo desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Famous Dildo desperately needed a little monkey to put in the bath with him. It would have been a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was sublime. Strangely, a little monkey of all things.

The Famous Dildo desperately searched for a computer that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to opt for.