My Lonely Dildo

My Lonely Dildo desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.

My Lonely Dildo always carried a computer to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly original operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is awesome. A computer is the item to select.

My Lonely Dildo had a computer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Dildo looked for a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

My Lonely Dildo had a cheese grater that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

My Lonely Dildo wanted a chocolate bar that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.