The Funny Dildo

The Funny Dildo needed a wig that they would sometimes smash. It was a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Funny Dildo desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Funny Dildo owned a set of lego that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Funny Dildo craved for a mug that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Funny Dildo carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Funny Dildo desperately needed a sponge that they would eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was opted for.