The Troubled Dildo

The Troubled Dildo desperately searched for a bat that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be exciting. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Dildo craved for a melon that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Dildo always carried a helmet that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Dildo had a can of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Troubled Dildo looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes hug. It was a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Dildo often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is epic. A cheese grater is the item to opt for.