A Naughty Dildo

A Naughty Dildo desired a tomato that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a tomato being the thing selected.

A Naughty Dildo desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

A Naughty Dildo always had with them a rubber chicken to put on his head. This seems an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Naughty Dildo owned a cheese grater that they would occasionally drop. It would have been an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Naughty Dildo desperately needed a sponge that they would often throw. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Dildo carried a bat that they would break. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.