The Dodgy Dildo

The Dodgy Dildo carried a computer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Honestly, a computer is the item to select.

The Dodgy Dildo looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Dildo craved for a pen that they would break. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pen being the item selected.

The Dodgy Dildo desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to share. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Dildo desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Dildo desperately craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.