My Eccentric Dildo

My Eccentric Dildo desperately craved for a ball that they would sometimes eat. It is a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a ball is the item to opt for.

My Eccentric Dildo carried a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a curious thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was simply life. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

My Eccentric Dildo needed a wig that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was simply life. A wig would be the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Dildo wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

My Eccentric Dildo always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would smash. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

My Eccentric Dildo owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.