Red Dildo

Red Dildo craved for a cup to smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A cup was the chosen item.

Red Dildo desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was stunning. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Red Dildo needed a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Red Dildo often carried a can of Tango to put on his head. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Red Dildo always had with them a crown that they would often smash. This is certainly a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was exciting. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen thing.

Red Dildo always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.