His Energetic Dildo

His Energetic Dildo often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

His Energetic Dildo always had with them a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a bat of all things.

His Energetic Dildo owned a stapler that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be miraculous. Honestly, a stapler being the thing opted for.

His Energetic Dildo always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

His Energetic Dildo owned a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

His Energetic Dildo searched for a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was simply life. Strangely, a condom was the item that was selected.