The Fucking Dildo

The Fucking Dildo owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Fucking Dildo carried a porno magazine that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Dildo carried a magic 8 ball that they would often play with. It should be an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Dildo desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly funny operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Dildo desperately searched for a bottle of beer to cuddle. It would be a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Dildo desired a spade that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.