Her Fucking Dog

Her Fucking Dog wanted a set square that they would often smash. It was a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square having that done to it

Her Fucking Dog looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Her Fucking Dog looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes break. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Her Fucking Dog always carried a little monkey that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

Her Fucking Dog looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Her Fucking Dog always kept a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.