The Confused Dog

The Confused Dog carried a painting of a melon that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Dog desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Confused Dog desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dog, who felt it was breathtaking. A bottle of beer having that done to it

The Confused Dog desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Dog desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Confused Dog found a dildo that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is fun. A dildo would be the item that was selected.