The Dodgy Dog

The Dodgy Dog found a little monkey that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, fun. A little monkey being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Dog needed a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a computer is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Dog always had with them a set square that they would throw. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Dog looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour of all things.

The Dodgy Dog desperately searched for a teapot to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was sublime. A teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Dog had a condom that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.