The Cheerful Dog

The Cheerful Dog had a painting of a melon that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Dog wanted a bottle of coke to hug. It would be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Dog owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Dog needed a vibrator that they would break. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Dog always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Cheerful Dog needed a pint of beer that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing selected.