Her Retarded Dog

Her Retarded Dog always had with them a condom that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be fun. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Dog desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Her Retarded Dog searched for a bag of poop to annihilate It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Her Retarded Dog wanted a sponge that they would worship. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A sponge is the item to choose.

Her Retarded Dog always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Dog looked for a magic 8 ball to embrace. It might be an original thought, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.