The Ugly Dog

The Ugly Dog desperately desired a can of coke that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Dog desired a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Dog wanted a can of Tango that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Dog needed a big sponge that they would often worship. It is an extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Dog searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Dog always carried a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.