My Big Dog

My Big Dog desired a sponge that they would hug. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

My Big Dog needed a vibrator to cuddle. It is a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

My Big Dog desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Big Dog had a vibrator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

My Big Dog searched for a sack of potatoes to share. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

My Big Dog searched for a pint of cider to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. A pint of cider was the chosen thing.