The Orange Eagle

The Orange Eagle always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Orange Eagle owned a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Eagle wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Eagle desperately desired a condom that they would often sleep with. It would have been a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Eagle looked for a can of coke that they would put up their bum. It might have been a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Orange Eagle looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.