A Crazy Elephant

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A Crazy Elephant desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would play with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes of all things.

A Crazy Elephant needed a set of lego that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been an odd activity, to most, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego being the item selected.

A Crazy Elephant carried a condom that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A condom was the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Elephant often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Crazy Elephant carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Crazy Elephant always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.