His Round Elephant

His Round Elephant wanted a custard pie that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

His Round Elephant carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

His Round Elephant desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes smash. It might be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was sublime. A ball is the thing to opt for.

His Round Elephant desired a sponge that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was wonderous. Honestly, a sponge being the item selected.

His Round Elephant desired a dildo that they liked to smash. It might have been an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. A dildo was the item that was opted for.

His Round Elephant often carried a wig that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a wig of all things.