A Foolish Elephant

A Foolish Elephant owned a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to opt for.

A Foolish Elephant desperately looked for a big sponge to play with. It should be a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Elephant desperately wanted a custard pie that they would put down their trousers. This seems an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Elephant desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would smash. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

A Foolish Elephant always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

A Foolish Elephant searched for a piece of paper that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.