Chinese Elephant

Chinese Elephant found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

Chinese Elephant owned a condom that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was stunning. A condom being the item selected.

Chinese Elephant always carried a radiator that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Elephant desperately searched for a sword that they would occasionally break. It should have been a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Elephant desperately looked for a cheese grater to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Chinese Elephant desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes throw. It might have been a curious action, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.