The Bewildered Elephant

The Bewildered Elephant often carried a can of Tango that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Elephant searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a curious action, to me, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Elephant always had with them a hat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Elephant looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Elephant desired a pint of beer to cuddle. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Elephant found a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.