The Red Elephant

The Red Elephant always kept a CD player that they would occasionally break. It was an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the item selected.

The Red Elephant always had with them a can of Tango that they would hug. This seems to be a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Red Elephant owned a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator having that done to it

The Red Elephant desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would drop. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Elephant desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Red Elephant carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.