Her Stupid Elephant

Her Stupid Elephant desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A bag of poop being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Elephant desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Elephant searched for a little monkey to experiment on. It might have been a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

Her Stupid Elephant carried a dildo that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Elephant always kept a bat that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was epic. A bat was the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Elephant often carried a bat that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen item.