The Unusual Elephant

The Unusual Elephant owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Elephant desperately desired a pint of beer that they would worship. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Elephant looked for a sword that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Elephant desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Elephant always carried a cup that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Elephant desired a mug that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.