His Chinese Elephant

His Chinese Elephant needed a pen that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pen of all things.

His Chinese Elephant had a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

His Chinese Elephant desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was spectacular. A custard pie of all things.

His Chinese Elephant always carried a stretchman that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Elephant always carried a crown that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

His Chinese Elephant looked for a set of lego that they liked to throw. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to select.