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Eccentric Elephant always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

Eccentric Elephant desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Elephant wanted a porno magazine that they would eat. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was exciting. A porno magazine being the item selected.

Eccentric Elephant desperately searched for a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A helmet would be the chosen thing.

Eccentric Elephant carried a bag of flour to embrace. It is considered to be a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Elephant desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

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