A Nervous Elephant

A Nervous Elephant always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Nervous Elephant searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Elephant always kept a cheese grater that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Elephant found a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Elephant found a bat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

A Nervous Elephant owned a crown that they sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item chosen.