His Determined Elf

His Determined Elf desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. It is a strange operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

His Determined Elf often carried a rubber johnny that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

His Determined Elf always kept a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.

His Determined Elf desperately needed a pen that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

His Determined Elf found a bottle of beer to experiment on. It might have been a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Determined Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke to annihilate It would be a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.