The Grumpy Elf

The Grumpy Elf desperately desired a bat that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat of all things.

The Grumpy Elf desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Elf needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sleep with. It should be an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Elf often carried a wig that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Elf carried a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Elf carried a spade that they sometimes drop. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was selected.