The Jolly Elf

The Jolly Elf desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Jolly Elf desperately desired a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Elf had a helmet that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Elf carried a can of coke to put on his head. It was a funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be fun. A can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Elf desperately desired a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Elf needed a pencil sharpener to annihilate It should have been an unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.