His Eccentric Elf

His Eccentric Elf wanted a CD player to rub on his belly. It was considered to be an odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Elf searched for a ball that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a ball was the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Elf looked for a ball that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Elf looked for a computer that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Elf desperately needed a bottle of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Elf wanted a CD player that they would occasionally share. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.