His Talented Elf

His Talented Elf always carried a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie having that done to it

His Talented Elf desired a mug that they would demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a mug having that done to it

His Talented Elf desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

His Talented Elf searched for a teapot that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

His Talented Elf needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

His Talented Elf always kept a sword to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was wonderful. A sword was the thing that was selected.