The Chinese Elf

The Chinese Elf desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be epic. A cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Elf desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would annihilate It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Chinese Elf needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Chinese Elf desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Elf craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Chinese Elf looked for a pint of beer to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.