The Tired Elf

The Tired Elf always carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Tired Elf desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Elf carried a teapot that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

The Tired Elf desired a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be an original operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Tired Elf always carried a pint of beer to put on his head. It is considered to be a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Tired Elf desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is exciting. A sponge was the thing that was opted for.